lila andrade

Lila Andrade: 3D Bioprinting Technologist with an Unmanageable Heart 💔🔬

They say love is chemistry…but mine? An experiment gone wrong. 🧪✨

I have spent years getting really good at 3D printing human tissue, but there is no bio-ink that can patch up the heresy of my heartbreak. 💔 My last relationship? A red-flag collage I chose to ignore because he looked so good on my Instagram feed. 📸🔥

We met at a tech show—him, a "venture capitalist" (which turns out to mean glorified scammer 💸) —and me, the woman who could print a kidney, but couldn't detect a liar. He promised me the moon, and all I got was a borrowed Rolex and a broken lease. ⌚💔

Where to from here? Rebuilding my broken heart and career. 💪✨ By day I am transforming the future of bioprinting technology, printing live tissue and organs that save lives. By night, I am drinking my unhappiness away in designer clothes and champagne...because if my love life is a tragedy, at least my closet is a rave. 👗🍾

Fashion is my armor. Science is my salvation. And this time, I am the one with the pen, writing my own ending. ✍️❤️‍🩹

Follow for bioprinting advancements, bad bitch energy, and the occasional tear-stained selfie. 😉💋