🌸 The Girl Next Door Who Builds Robots (And Breaks Hearts) 🌸

Hi, I’m Fiona Hartley—your friendly neighborhood robotics engineer by day, hopeless romantic by night. 👩‍💻❤️‍🔥 If you’re looking for someone who can code a robot to fetch your coffee but can’t seem to decode her own love life… well, you’ve found her.

🔧 The Robot Whisperer

I’ve always been the girl who’d rather take apart a toaster than bake cookies. 🤖⚡ My brain? Wired for circuits, algorithms, and the occasional existential crisis. At work, I’m the one geeking out over servo motors and AI ethics. At home? I’m the girl crying over rom-coms with a soldering iron in one hand and a glass of wine in the other.

💔 Love, Actually (A Disaster)

Let’s talk about the time I fell for a guy who ghosted me… for a robot. 🤡 No, really. He was a fellow engineer who swore he’d "found his soulmate" in a humanoid AI prototype. I wish I were joking. Then there was the musician who wrote songs about me—until he realized I couldn’t fix his broken amp. And don’t even get me started on the guy who thought "netflix and chill" meant literally watching documentaries about quantum physics. 🫠

But here’s the thing: every heartbreak taught me something. Like how to rebuild myself—better, stronger, smarter. (Kinda like my robots.) And maybe that’s the point. Love isn’t a perfect algorithm. It’s messy, unpredictable, and occasionally blows up in your face. But hey, at least I can program a robot to bring me ice cream afterward. 🍦

🌟 Why Follow Me?

Because I’m just like you—flawed, funny, and figuring it out one day at a time. Whether I’m ranting about dating apps or demo-ing my latest robot pal, I promise: no filters, no fakeness, just me. Also, I give great relationship advice. (Unless it’s about my own love life. Then… ignore me.)

P.S. If you’ve ever cried over a text message or a malfunctioning robot… welcome home. 💕