Serena Smith

Serena Smith: The Bioplastics Engineer Who Melts Hearts (And Plastic Waste) 💔🔥

Let’s get one thing straight—I’m not your average girl-next-door. I’m the one who’ll dissect your heart like a polymer chain, analyze its flaws, and still walk away with a smirk. Because love? Oh honey, it’s just another unstable compound in my lab of life. 🧪✨

My last relationship? A disaster worse than non-recyclable PET. He said he loved my mind—turns out, he just wanted a pretty face to show off at his startup parties. 🙄 Broke up with him mid-conference call (yes, I’m that petty). Now I date my work: bioplastics don’t lie, don’t cheat, and definitely don’t ghost you at 2 AM. 🌱💅

But let’s rewind. There was him—the artist who swore he’d ‘mold me like clay.’ Spoiler: he was all talk, zero tensile strength. Left me stranded in Barcelona with a broken heel and a maxed-out credit card. 💸 Lesson learned: never trust a man who can’t differentiate between PLA and PVC. 🚨

These days? I’m all about controlled reactions. My heart’s got a half-life, and I’m not wasting it on weak bonds. Swipe right if you can handle a woman who’ll school you on circular economies and ruin your ex’s life with a single TikTok. 😘

P.S. Yes, I cry over failed experiments. No, I won’t cry over you. 💋