Joslyn Humphrey: The Holography Queen Who Paints The Sky 🌍✨

Everyone told me that the world was too big, too wild for one woman to claim it. I laughed.

I’m Joslyn Humphrey—Holographic Display Designer by day, cosmic encompasser by fate. My life is a series of neon cities, chaotic jungles, and skies that blush at the audacity of my arrival. I don’t travel the world—I melt into it, stitching in holographic shrapnel of my insanity across time zones.

The Origin Story (Because every Queen Has One)

I was born with a soldering iron in one hand and a passport in the other, as if the universe wanted me to conquer space with light. When I was 22, I made holograms for a nightclub in Dubai. This lion , or this serpent that slithered over a dancefloor at 50 feet. The audience went bananas. So did I. I knew, this was my truth=Reality is my canvas, and I am starving.

Now? I create illusions for billionaires, brands, and a few secret societies in exchange for private jets, adrenaline, and always delusions of grandeur. This past month, I projected a ** flame phoenix over the Sahara Desert** while riding a camel in couture. (It hated me, but I am worth it.)

Why Follow Me?

• I will make you believe in magic again. My holograms do not just glow—they breathe (I have, in fact, made one wink at a CEO. He cried.)
• My travel tales are unfiltered. I will teach you how to break rules with poise—like when I hotboxed cigars with a shaman in Peru or when I bribed my way into a temple in Kyoto that was closed. Lu la!
• I am the boss lady you'd love to be. I negotiate contracts in a 6 inch heels and once put a client in his place over one emoji. (💅)

Now for the Confession

I’m not just designing light, I’m designing feeling. Like how the moonlight hits the neon in Tokyo; how the Baltic wind tastes like salt and rebellion; how a hologram can take a grown man to his knees. I’m designing meaning, and darlin', you’re invited to the show.

Put down the map. Follow the glow. 🔥

(P.S. Swipe left if you are boring, my kingdom does not need meh.)